Let me tell you about the birds and the bees...!

It is afternoon when the garganta opens up in a alleyway, the Tricera, Shinya pokes his head out to make sure no one was around, but finds a bum thumbing through a magazine. The bum looks up and is instantly frightened by what he sees as he's able to see spirits. "D-don't eat meeeee!" The man yells, dropping the mag and hightailing it out the alley.

"...Huh, that doesn't happen everyday." Shinya comments as he fully steps out, pulling his gigai out with him. With a simple motion, Shinya enters the gigai and stretches. "Okay, let's... eh? What's this?"

Leaning over to pick up the magazine, Shinya closes the garganta behind him as he looks at it. "What.. the hell..?" He murmurs as he stares at various naked humans in various positions and some interconnected with eachother somehow. "...The hell are they doing?"

Shinya glances around and decides to spring to the rooftop to get a better look in the sunlight. But once on the rooftop, he is still just as confused. As one might guess, Shinya died before learning such things in the human world, so he's quite green to the concept of sex.

"Hehehehe, I found a pervert on a rooftop reading naughty stuff." Aoi tried to stifle her giggles as she landed on the rooftop, a little while after having felt a disturbance in her town. Something...strong had entered and it seemed to be this person. Whoever they were, they were not recognizable to her so she had wanted to be careful. However...

The redhead had quickly found a rather silly situation. Here was a white haired something sitting on a rooftop reading a pornographic magazine... Her uniform was off for now, instead her dark skintight body armor instead being shown off, her weapon in its extended staff form on her back. She had been ready for battle or interrogation and instead...

Was now confused and amused in equal measures. Moving closer to the young looking man, she turned bright curious eyes on him. "Not allowed to read these at home so you came here to look at them? Mm the humans will get upset if they see you up here you know, its kind of bad to read those in public."

"Eeh? EEEHHH?! Who are you?!" Shinya exclaimed as he was surprised by the sudden appearance. He didn't expect anyone to find him up here and her mentioning that the magazine was something bad made him drop it like it was a hot potato. "What do you want?"

Upon thinking about it, Shinya waved his hands quickly in defense. "I-I was just looking at this strange magazine that I found and, and..!" He tried to say quickly, wondering why he was explaining his actions to a complete stranger. Maybe on some level he knew that the magazine was something bad that he shouldn't be looking at?

"I'm Aoi! The shinigami who watches this city. Um... can't you tell?" Aoi was slightly confused, she wasn't in gigai so she should only be visible to spiritually aware people... And she was SURE he had been what she had sensed earlier even if the power was dampened greatly now. As the magazine dropped, she moved forward to pick it up and hold it carefully. She examined a few of the pages and her look was filled with questions as her eyes once more turned to the young man here.

"...Strange...magazine... You don't know what this is do you?" A large smile appeared on Aoi's face. Ooooh yes. Another student! Aoi-sensei rescues another lost soul! She waved it around, not caring who or what he was now. "Mmm, if you want to know... I can teach you! But you'll have to call me sensei, and you will be my student for the duration of my teachings. What is your name?"

Ah, right, a Shinigami. He had forgotten that they lurk around the city as well. When she questioned him about the magazine, he shook his head quietly in that he didn't know, though by the look on her face.. that might've been the wrong answer to give. "Sensei..?" Shinya repeated as if confused by the word. Did he really wanna learn about this sort of thing from a Shinigami? The mental image of him asking the Corona about it and the ensuing lesson filled him with enough dread to go ahead and accept her proposal. "Sensei, my name is Shinya."

He had no idea what he was in for, and if he did, he probably would've ran away. Far, far away. Buuut too late for that now! He's about to have his life flung upside down in a very short order.

"I have... a classroom set up sorta. We can go there student Shinya! It's hidden away." Oh boy this was going to be so much FUN! Aoi giggled and spun around, rolling up the magazine and stuffing it in a long pocket near her leg.

Looking at him... either he was a spiritual human or he was in a fake body. Either way would be slower. Reaching out, she grabbed Shinya's hand. "I shall carry you there! It'll be much much faster unless you know how to move fast, or you lose the gigai. So! I'll explain the first lesson as I carry you! Don't struggle."

Without waiting for him to respond, Aoi picked Shinya up. She was much much stronger than her small frame would suggest, and laughed as she flash-stepped into the sky. "You see most of the races do this thing, called sex. Its a bonding thing that... they do for fun. It also has the side effect of making babies in most races as well, though I'm not sure how arrancars and hollows work... ANYWAYS. Its when two or more people bond that they wish to do this, or not. Some people never do? And that's okay too!"

Hopping from building to building and supplementing with flash step she made her way to a small wooded area. "The magazines are for people who have urges to do that but can't do it with someone else for whatever reason. That's a basic overview! I'll get into more detail when we get there."

"Huh? Wha? Wai-!" Shinya began to say but was quickly pulled up into Aoi's arms and carted away into the air. Oh god, this was already mortifying and she hasn't said anything yet! Shinya thought to himself as he covered his face. Good thing none of the other Arrancar could see him right now or else he'd probably die of embarrassment.

Buuuuut, then she began to speak and it got worse. A lot of it flew over Shinya's head but what he caught was that SEX MAKES BABIES?! Holy shit that's a mind blower. Can Arrancar even have babies? That's kinda hard to say since he's never asked.

He knew there were children and babies in the Shinigami world, but he can't say the same about Hueco Mundo. Either that or he wasn't really paying attention. Shinya wondered where she was taking him and he wasn't even sure he wanted to reveal who or what he really was to this weird Shinigami.

Student Shinya seemed embarrassed and shocked! But this was honestly nothing new to her. At this point she was used to people being that around her.

Landing on a clearing in a forested part of the city, Aoi set Shinya down carefully and waved her arms out. "Tadaaaa! Welcome to my new classroom! I figured I needed one."

In this perfectly normal wooded clearing was one dry erase board, and one table and two chairs. She moved over and patted the table, pulling out the magazine and setting it on it. Then she pulled some colored dry erase markers out of the pockets on her suit, moving to write on the board.

'Sensei's Sex Ed! Extreme edition!'

"Go sit! We shall start with... well the basics once you are ready." She had the biggest grin on her face as she stared at Shinya.

Shinya meekly sat in one of the chairs and closed his eyes with his hands clasped on his lap.

He could still run. Run far away and never cross paths with this Shinigami again. But then the alternatives to learning about sex are.. less than desirable. At least in his opinion. Letting out a soft exhale, Shinya opened his eyes and nodded. "I am ready... I think." He says quietly, still not knowing what to expect out of this.

For one thing he can expect mental overload and possibly his brain spilling out his ears. Though in thinking that, Shinya realized he was being overly dramatic. After all, how bad can it be?

"Its good you had this book, otherwise I'd have to draw pictures. Now...we'll start with um... I guess the technical aspects of sex first. It makes the most sense." Aoi almost had sparkles appearing around her, she was so excited and pleased with the young man's acceptance.

"For ease of explanation I'm going to explain one type of sex first, the kind that generally makes babies. Its what is happening in that magazine! For the most part. You'll have to open your eyes Student!" Bending down, she opened the magazine to a page that had rather explicit things happening. Taking her dry erase marker she circled some spots.

"You see here? That is called a penis and it is what a male inserts into the females vagina. Like here! This is called sexual intercourse and it is generally how babies are formed, but we don't care about that unless we want to not form babies. When the male partner is stimulated enough his body will splurt out a substance called semen! When that happens it is called an orgasm. I'm assuming you are male but um... are you?" Aoi asked politely, not wishing to assume too much. "Following me?"

Shinya was confused by this explanation as he thought everyone had the same equipment down there. Sure he knew women had breasts and that's what told them apart from others, but to find out that they had something else different about them was a mental overload for Shinya. If it could've, smoke would be pouring out of Shinya's ears right about now as he tries to comprehend what he's seen.

He tries to think back to the female arrancars and if he's ever saw them naked, but he was too polite to look if they ever were. Oh, curse his brain now! Shinya could only mentally see them naked now! Shinya had to focus his mind not to think about it at this time. At Aoi's comment about if he were male, Shinya made sure to check by peeking into his pants. Nothing like a crash course in sexuality to make you question your own sex! But to his relief he was male. "Yes, I'm male." Shinya replied with a small nod.

Though something was strange. Why were the men in those pictures having a penis that was sticking out? He decided to ask his sensei about this, wondering if there was something wrong with them. "Umm.. why do the men have a penis that looks rigid?" He asked timidly, not sure if he really wanted to know the answer for this. "Is.. is there something wrong with them? Mine's never did that! Not that I remember anyway."

Shinya didn't touch the other part of the subject yet as that was a whole new can of worms to open up. For now he decided to ask about what troubled him first and foremost.

Aoi stood there waiting with a soft smile for any questions, comments or well...just for the information to sink into his brain. Shinya really didn't know ANYTHING so she would be patient and calm and let him double check his pants without glancing over. That would be rude. Aoi clapped her hands together at that proclamation and laughed. "Well thats good to know! We can proceed properly."

The question he asked needed an answer and it was a good one, Aoi pointing and smiling more. "Aha! You ask a pertinent question Student. Why has yours never done that? Well... There are a few answers to that, that you would be able to find out for yourself once I explain something important."

"You see, people just can't have sex randomly. It'd hurt! or not work as you pointed out, without an erect penis it would be entirely hard to. It'd just squish. However nature took care of that! When a male is aroused in a sexual manner that rigid thing is what happens to his penis. Now what IS being aroused? It honestly depends on the person... Mm, I will give an example. Since you have never experienced it." Aoi spoke authoritatively, going to the dry erase board and drawing crappy penises. "Well... I am female, but when I get aroused I feel warm inside my body. Not like when I look at someone I like and get blushy, but a sharp warmth that spreads down."

Aoi motioned her hands down her body. "It ends up staying in this general area, which is where your penis is. When that warmth stays there, in males, it makes the penis get larger. Your mind and body also start craving what you see on those pages. It may look odd and gross to you now, but once you know what it feels like... its hard to see or feel grossed out when you look at them."

She continued on, her hands back to motioning around her. "However you may be someone who just...has trouble feeling that. Ooor you maaay need an emotional attachment to another first. Like say you see someone and you want to be by their side and see them lots? You may only have this sort of sexual reaction around someone that you already feel something towards."

Shinya was a bit shocked to hear this latest information. Does.. does this mean he'd feel that way about Mia? What would she think of something like that? Would she think he's weird or deviant?! No, he didn't want that! She was his precious friend! But Sensei did say that once he got aroused that his thoughts might change. Change how though?

"I-I'm not sure I understand fully.." Shinya began to say, frowning a little. "How will my thoughts about it change? What will I do..?"

He was confused and afraid of himself now that it seems he's got potentially another part of himself that he didn't know about. What if he lashes out on others?!

"Oh! Well, your mind tends to focus on wanting sex or wanting to be touched at that point. Most people can push the thoughts away if they wanted. It just makes your mind focus a bit more on it, and makes you want to do such a thing with that person." Aoi noticed Shinya's demeanor and was quick to reassure him with a small laugh.

"Don't worry. Its not gonna change what you really think. If you are a shy person you may instead just want to kiss the person or hold them. Um, I'll explain kissing just in case. Two sets of lips pressed together, just in case you didn't!" Having no idea where someone who could know so little came from, Aoi was taking everything in stride and treating it simply. He didn't need to feel inadequate because he didn't know! Giving an example, she pressed her lips to her fingers and bent over, pressing her fingers against Shinya's lips.

"I could show you for real, buuut Rin doesn't like it when I kiss others. To be fair its not as fun with others anyways anymore... Huh."

Shinya took all this in, including the kissing part and nodded slowly. "I.. I think I understand." He says, still frowning slightly. There was still a lot he didn't know and understand, but it was fortunate for him to have someone so willing to teach him everything. Even if some of it was weird and foreign to him.

"Umm.. going back to something else you said.. what is semen? And.. and, what is an orgasm?" Shinya spoke with a furrowed brow. It was all so confusing to him! Why did he have to die before learning all of this?! "..Sorry if this is too stupid for you.."

Aoi was pleased with her pupil and clapped her hands together. "Anything you don't know just ask!"

This was so exciting! Someone so willing to learn who knew nothing at all! How had he gone so long without knowing anything was a mystery for another day!

He had another question, which Aoi quickly listened to and put together an explanation. First though she felt the need to reassure Shinya though... "Its okay! Its not too stupid at all, just ask what you need to know. Well semen is half of what is needed to make babies. See here? Its this goopy almost white stuff"

Flipping the pages of the porno magazine, she showed a page with it. "That stuff comes out of the male's penis when they reach the orgasm. Orgasm's the term for when the body reacts rather strongly to the stimulation that they are being given, different in men and women. To make a baby, the semen needs to be released inside of the female's body, through this orgasm. That probably was how you were formed at some point in fact, whatever you are. Orgasm feels really really good for most people, so its something people like to do even if they don't want a baby."

There were other ways and more technical details but honestly it would just confuse him more at this point.

Shinya made a face at the look of semen; what could be fun about shooting snot out of your penis? She said it felt good, but he was doubtful even if the pictures showed the male with.. with.. a gritted teeth expression? What the hell?! That didn't look happy! Did it hurt him or something..? But sensei did say that it felt good so he'll just take her word for it.

"Umm.. is there anything else I should know?" Shinya asked quietly, unsure of if this was all he needed to know or not. "If there is, please tell me as I don't know much.."

Though honestly, Shinya didn't know how much more he could take. All this talk about sex was making his head spin and it felt like he was gonna pass out if this kept up. But he also needed to learn this stuff if everyone else knew it... and then there was that alternative that kept popping up in his mind. Yeah, he'd like to avoid that if possible.

"Well you know how babies are formed so you shouldn't go around doing this without thinking about it. Hm, there are ways to prevent babies but I think you can't handle that right now... Would you still like to know?" Aoi hmmed to herself, seeing Shinya's face. He wasn't sure about all this... But she didn't want to send him off half knowing everything.

She hadn't even explained the ladies end of things! Aoi went to her dry erase board, erasing the things on it. "I could tell you another time about what happens to women... If you have someone you think of like this? Well, if you like women that is."

"I still want to know! Tell me everything no matter what!" Shinya exclaimed, clenching his fists tightly. Sure, he puts on a brave front, but who knows how he'll handle the situation once everything's revealed to him? Well at the least he'll not go crazy, but probably pass out or something. "I can take it, tell me!"

If anything, the young man was brave, even though young was a term used loosely here. He did wonder how long he'd be able to stay without someone wondering where he went.. or at the worst case scenario, Saraiyu popping in next to him to get him to play video games with her and finding out that way. That would be mortifyingly embarrassing!

"E-Everything? Well all right then..." Shocked by her students new found enthusiasm, and a bit worried about his poor brain, Aoi shook her head. She wouldn't giggle, that would be unbecoming of a teacher. Coughing softly to calm the laughter welling up, Aoi leaned back down over the magazine. Flipping through the pages she pointed to a woman splayed out naked.

"See here? This is a female body. Up here are the breasts, down here the vagina. It is where in a lot of forms of sex the male penis is put. THAT is how babies are formed, inside the woman's body is pretty much a biological factory for making babies. Women can take medicines to make sure babies won't form from sex, and there are also plastic covers called condoms that make sure the male's sperm does not enter her. They have to fit correctly or else it could lead to them breaking or letting the sperm out. I wish I had one to show you, but they uuuh... Here!" Flipping to an ad in the magazine, she found one with condoms on it and pointed. "This is one type Student."

Her finger had kept the one female page open and she turned back to it with a sigh. "For women, they um... Well you see how its something to be entered? Women, when aroused, tend to get wet inside and it opens up so sex is easier. It feels just as good as the men's, women reacting similarly in their head too. Um the female orgasm is muuuuch different. Instead of having a very obvious way to tell, women instead feel a shuddering of their insides? I guess is the way to put it."

She had never had to explain that to someone before and seemed confused how to go about it. "Mm, thats the basics at least. Its a bit more complicated for both parties really. I mean different things feel better than others, and thats something that you'd need to learn but I'm not sure I could teach you. Rin's neck is his super weak point, if I kiss or mess with it he becomes a puddle. Buuuut I know thats not it for everyone? Hm."

Shinya's eyes grew wider and wider as he listened to this new info being stuffed into his brain. To think that women had that sort of function and he never knew! But really, this all came as a total shock to him as he realized how little he knew on a whole. Really, the only thing he knew was how to kill things and how to kill them fast, so finding out his little world is being widened ever so steadily made to unnerve him pretty quickly.

"S-so.. women get.. wet when aroused and men grow.. harder?" Shinya managed to get out as his brain struggled to process this information. "And.. and.. everyone has a weak point to attack to make them feel good?"

Shinya lowered his head as he clutched it, deep in thought as he tried to sort everything out. He'd need to find out some of this first hand if he were to progress any further and by the sounds of it, his sensei wasn't willing to teach him those things. Looks like he'll have to ask Saraiyu for help after all.. something he was trying to avoid since this fiasco started. But maybe.. "Sensei! Could you find me a partner to test out these things?!" He asked suddenly, snapping his head up to stare at her determinedly.

"Yes, thats it very very simply. Also my weak point is my back, for some odd reason but someone else might not have one! Weak point just means somewhere they feels more than usual. Lots of things just feel good in general, like your mouth kissing parts of the body in general." Aoi felt she had taught Shinya a bit too much right away. But he wanted to learn! his determination moved her heart, she couldn't let him down!

"...I shall try. I'm not sure...how to go about this though. Let me call in an expert on the human world!" Aoi pulled out her phone with a wink for Shinya, turning around and dialing a number.

As soon as she heard the line pick up, she spoke clearly and quickly. "Shirousa, I need someone to have sex with this cute young man. For science. Are there brothels or something here in the living world? And where would I find one?"

Hearing the ring of his phone, Rin glanced up from his work to see Aoi was calling him. Immediately, he answered, "Ah, Aoi it's nice to hear-B-Brothels? I-I don't really know...those are..illegal nowadays, Aoi. There are women that still...do that but...but it's...you usually won't find those sorts of...services that easily...especially during the daylight hours...ah..."

Shinya sat cross-legged in his chair with his hands on his lap while he waited for his sensei to deliver some good news. He HOPED it'd be good news anyway, but with his luck, he'd have to return home and get help there. Which as he's stated to himself a million times already, he'd rather not do that. So right now, his sole hope lies on Sensei coming up with something.

He didn't say anything and quietly thought about his friend, Mia. She probably knew about sex, but it'd be also particularly embarrassing to ask her about such a thing when their friendship was just blooming. She was so pretty too.. she probably had a lot of suitors for such a thing. Wait. Did that make him one also? Shinya tilted his head to the side as he thought to himself about such a thing. He needed to get sex off his mind so his thinking would go back to normal.

"I see... Aaah that sucks! If he's an arrancar I could take him to the rukon but... otherwise we might be out of luck. Or well if he's a shinigami? Mm, well thanks white bunny. I'll see you tonight when I am done with work and stuff!" Aoi spoke into the phone with a soft tone, looking up and away as she heard Rin's reply. "A-Arrancar? I...I suppose, ah....sorry? I wasn't much help...? Tonight? Alright, see you then."

Hanging up the phone, she turned with a bit of a sigh. "So, I was trying to be all polite and keep things super private if you didn't want me to know. But I need to know right now, what are you really? I might not be able to help you find someone unless you are one of the spirit races Shinya. Brothels don't exist in this day and age and unless you know someone you like who would be willing?"